Monday, October 22, 2012
Horror Story
A Small horror story....................!
A husband kills his wife while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping.
The weird thing was that d kid didn't ask for his mom even 3 days after she went missing.
Father: Is there something u want to ask me?
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Kid: I just wonder why mom is always standing behind ur back ?? :)
A husband kills his wife while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping.
The weird thing was that d kid didn't ask for his mom even 3 days after she went missing.
Father: Is there something u want to ask me?
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Kid: I just wonder why mom is always standing behind ur back ?? :)
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Funny
I asked my heart ♥
Why Can't I Sleep at Night
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Don't Act like you are in LOVE... :P
Why Can't I Sleep at Night
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My heart told me Bcoz You
Have Already Slept in the Afternoon
My heart told me Bcoz You
Have Already Slept in the Afternoon
Don't Act like you are in LOVE... :P
Saturday, October 20, 2012
'LESS' in our life
Today, Life has Became So 'LESS'
now,
Our Telephone:Cord LESS
Cooking:Fire LESS
Food:Fat LESS
Youth:Job LESS
Leaders:Shame LESS
Government: Hope LESS
Job:Thank LESS
Police:Clue LESS
Policies:Aim LESS
Labor:Effort LESS
now,
Our Telephone:Cord LESS
Cooking:Fire LESS
Food:Fat LESS
Dress:Back LESS
Youth:Job LESS
Leaders:Shame LESS
Government: Hope LESS
Job:Thank LESS
Police:Clue LESS
Policies:Aim LESS
Labor:Effort LESS
Conduct:Worth LESS
Relations:Meaning LESS
Attitude:Care LESS
Feelings:Heart LESS
Education:Value LESS
Arguments:Base LESS
Future:Direction LESS
'n Still Our Expectations Are:END
LESS.. !
Cost of Female tear.. :) :D
There is nothing more expensive than a female tear.....
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When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with "Loreal"
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When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with "Loreal"
eyeliner and "Dior" mascara ;)
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then when it comes down to cheek....it mixes with D&G blusher :)
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and in case it touches the lips,, it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick this means that a single drop is worth at least Rs.1500 :D :P
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then when it comes down to cheek....it mixes with D&G blusher :)
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and in case it touches the lips,, it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick this means that a single drop is worth at least Rs.1500 :D :P
Life before Computer
- Window was a square hole in a room.
- Application was something written in paper.
- Mouse was an animal.
- Keyboard was a Piano.
- File was a important office material.
- Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip.
- Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue.
- Web was spider's home.
- Virus was flu.
- Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
- We couldn't "UNDO" anything we have done..!
he he he .... :P :) :D
Killing English - JOKE
1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette... ? "
2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!"
3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going Out Of The World To America.."
5. Don't..Laugh At The Back Benches...Other wise Teeth And All Will Be Fallen Down.....
6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch The Fan On, But There as Some Problem. And Then She Said " Why Is Fan Not Oning" (Ing Form Of On)
7. Teacher In A Furious Mood...
Write Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!!
8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is Revolving Around College"
9. My Manager Started Like This
"Hi, I Am Madhu, Married With Two Kids"
10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll HANG MYSELF"
2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!"
3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going Out Of The World To America.."
4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
5. Don't..Laugh At The Back Benches...Other wise Teeth And All Will Be Fallen Down.....
6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch The Fan On, But There as Some Problem. And Then She Said " Why Is Fan Not Oning" (Ing Form Of On)
7. Teacher In A Furious Mood...
Write Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!!
8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is Revolving Around College"
9. My Manager Started Like This
"Hi, I Am Madhu, Married With Two Kids"
10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll HANG MYSELF"
11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us... "My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My Daughter"
13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially Mother And Father
14. "Why Are You Looking At The Monkeys Outside When I Am In The Class?!"
15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend Wrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. You Understand. Computer How Understand??
16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away"
17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"
18. Teacher To Students:don't Spit Outside, The Understanding People Will Suffer
19. I Have 3 Daughters, All Are Girl
RIP English.... :P :O :) :D
JOKE
Girl- Which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a personal computer with INTEL core i7, WINDOWS 7, 64 bit, 8 GB ram and GTX 2GB graphics B-)
What about you?
Girl- A PINK ONE !!
Boy- I have a personal computer with INTEL core i7, WINDOWS 7, 64 bit, 8 GB ram and GTX 2GB graphics B-)
What about you?
Girl- A PINK ONE !!
EPIC JOKE
Wife:
Look at that drunker.
Husband:
Who is he?
Wife:
10 yrs back he proposed me & I
rejected him.
Husband:
Oh My God, HE IS STILL CELEBRATING...!!!!
Look at that drunker.
Husband:
Who is he?
Wife:
10 yrs back he proposed me & I
rejected him.
Husband:
Oh My God, HE IS STILL CELEBRATING...!!!!
JOKES
In a Bar,
a man attended a phone-call:
Hello! Yes Honey.
Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH?
a man attended a phone-call:
Hello! Yes Honey.
Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH?
Man: Sure Honey.
Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?
Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.
Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit- card. Shall I use now?
Man: Sure, with pleasure.
All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much?
Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS
THIS"?.
Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?
Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.
Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit- card. Shall I use now?
Man: Sure, with pleasure.
All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much?
Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS
THIS"?.
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
STORY OF APPRECIATION
One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company.
He passed the first interview, the director did the last interview, made the last decision.
The director discovered from the CV that the youth's academic achievements were excellent all the way, from the secondary school until the postgraduate research,
Never had a year when he did not score.
The director asked,
"Did you obtain any scholarships in school?"
The youth answered "none".
The director asked,
" Was it your father who paid for your school fees?"
The youth answered,
"My father passed away when I was one year old, it was my mother who paid for my school fees.
The director asked,
" Where did your mother work?"
The youth answered,
"My mother worked as clothes cleaner.
The director requested the youth to show his hands.
The youth showed a pair of hands that were smooth and perfect.
The director asked,
" Have you ever helped your mother wash the clothes before?"
The youth answered,
"Never, my mother always wanted me to study and read more books.
Furthermore, my mother can wash clothes faster than me.
The director said,
"I have a request. When you go back today, go and clean your mother's hands, and then see me tomorrow morning.*
The youth felt that his chance of landing the job was high. When he went back, he happily requested his mother to let him clean her hands. His mother felt strange, happy but with mixed feelings, she showed her hands to the kid.
The youth cleaned his mother's hands slowly. His tear fell as he did that. It was the first time he noticed that his mother's hands were so wrinkled, and there were so many bruises in her hands. Some bruises were so painful that his mother shivered when they were cleaned with water.
This was the first time the youth realized that it was this pair of hands that washed the clothes everyday to enable him to pay the school fee. The bruises in the mother's hands were the price that the mother had to pay for his graduation, academic excellence and his future.
After finishing the cleaning of his mother's hands, the youth quietly washed all the remaining clothes for his mother.
That night, mother and son talked for a very long time.
Next morning, the youth went to the director's office.
The Director noticed the tears in the youth's eyes, asked:
" Can you tell me what have you done and learned yesterday in your house?"
The youth answered,
" I cleaned my mother's hand, and also finished cleaning all the remaining clothes'
The Director asked,
" please tell me your feelings."
The youth said,
Number 1,
I know now what is appreciation. Without my mother, there would not the successful me today.
Number 2,
By working together and helping my mother, only I now realize how difficult and tough it is to get something done.
Number 3,
I have come to appreciate the importance and value of family relationship.
The director said,
" This is what I am looking for to be my manager. I want to recruit a person who can appreciate the help of others, a person who knows the sufferings of others to get things done, and a person who would not put money as his only goal in life. You are hired.
Later on, this young person worked very hard, and received the respect of his subordinates. Every employee worked diligently and as a team. The company's performance improved tremendously.
A child, who has been protected and habitually given whatever he wanted, would develop "entitlement mentality"and would always put himself first. He would be ignorant of his parent's efforts.
When he starts work, he assumes that every person must listen to him, and when he becomes a manager, he would never know the sufferings of his employees and would always blame others.
For this kind of people, who may be good academically, may be successful for a while, but eventually would not feel sense of achievement.
He will grumble and be full of hatred and fight for more. If we are this kind of protective parents, are we really showing love or are we destroying the kid instead?*
You can let your kid live in a big house, give him a Driver & Car for going around, Eat a Good Meal, learn Piano, Watch a Big Screen TV. But when you are Cutting Grass, please let them experience it. After a Meal, let them Wash their Plates and Bowls together with their Brothers and Sisters. Tell them to Travel in Public Bus, It is not because you do not have Money for Car or to Hire a Maid, but it is because you want to Love them in a right way. You want them to understand, no matter how rich their parents are, one day their hair will Grow Grey, same as the Mother of that young person. The most important thing is your kid learns how to appreciate the effort and experience the difficulty and learns the ability to work with others to get things done..
He passed the first interview, the director did the last interview, made the last decision.
The director discovered from the CV that the youth's academic achievements were excellent all the way, from the secondary school until the postgraduate research,
Never had a year when he did not score.
The director asked,
"Did you obtain any scholarships in school?"
The youth answered "none".
The director asked,
" Was it your father who paid for your school fees?"
The youth answered,
"My father passed away when I was one year old, it was my mother who paid for my school fees.
The director asked,
" Where did your mother work?"
The youth answered,
"My mother worked as clothes cleaner.
The director requested the youth to show his hands.
The youth showed a pair of hands that were smooth and perfect.
The director asked,
" Have you ever helped your mother wash the clothes before?"
The youth answered,
"Never, my mother always wanted me to study and read more books.
Furthermore, my mother can wash clothes faster than me.
The director said,
"I have a request. When you go back today, go and clean your mother's hands, and then see me tomorrow morning.*
The youth felt that his chance of landing the job was high. When he went back, he happily requested his mother to let him clean her hands. His mother felt strange, happy but with mixed feelings, she showed her hands to the kid.
The youth cleaned his mother's hands slowly. His tear fell as he did that. It was the first time he noticed that his mother's hands were so wrinkled, and there were so many bruises in her hands. Some bruises were so painful that his mother shivered when they were cleaned with water.
This was the first time the youth realized that it was this pair of hands that washed the clothes everyday to enable him to pay the school fee. The bruises in the mother's hands were the price that the mother had to pay for his graduation, academic excellence and his future.
After finishing the cleaning of his mother's hands, the youth quietly washed all the remaining clothes for his mother.
That night, mother and son talked for a very long time.
Next morning, the youth went to the director's office.
The Director noticed the tears in the youth's eyes, asked:
" Can you tell me what have you done and learned yesterday in your house?"
The youth answered,
" I cleaned my mother's hand, and also finished cleaning all the remaining clothes'
The Director asked,
" please tell me your feelings."
The youth said,
Number 1,
I know now what is appreciation. Without my mother, there would not the successful me today.
Number 2,
By working together and helping my mother, only I now realize how difficult and tough it is to get something done.
Number 3,
I have come to appreciate the importance and value of family relationship.
The director said,
" This is what I am looking for to be my manager. I want to recruit a person who can appreciate the help of others, a person who knows the sufferings of others to get things done, and a person who would not put money as his only goal in life. You are hired.
Later on, this young person worked very hard, and received the respect of his subordinates. Every employee worked diligently and as a team. The company's performance improved tremendously.
A child, who has been protected and habitually given whatever he wanted, would develop "entitlement mentality"and would always put himself first. He would be ignorant of his parent's efforts.
When he starts work, he assumes that every person must listen to him, and when he becomes a manager, he would never know the sufferings of his employees and would always blame others.
For this kind of people, who may be good academically, may be successful for a while, but eventually would not feel sense of achievement.
He will grumble and be full of hatred and fight for more. If we are this kind of protective parents, are we really showing love or are we destroying the kid instead?*
You can let your kid live in a big house, give him a Driver & Car for going around, Eat a Good Meal, learn Piano, Watch a Big Screen TV. But when you are Cutting Grass, please let them experience it. After a Meal, let them Wash their Plates and Bowls together with their Brothers and Sisters. Tell them to Travel in Public Bus, It is not because you do not have Money for Car or to Hire a Maid, but it is because you want to Love them in a right way. You want them to understand, no matter how rich their parents are, one day their hair will Grow Grey, same as the Mother of that young person. The most important thing is your kid learns how to appreciate the effort and experience the difficulty and learns the ability to work with others to get things done..
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