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Horror Story

A Small horror story....................!

A husband kills his wife while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping. 

The weird thing was that d kid didn't ask for his mom even 3 days after she went missing. 

Father: Is there something u want to ask me?
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Kid: I just wonder why mom is always standing behind ur back ?? :)

Funny

I asked my heart ♥
Why Can't I Sleep at Night
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My heart told me Bcoz You
Have Already Slept in the Afternoon

Don't Act like you are in LOVE... :P

WTF

Girl: I'm in a big trouble!
Boy: Why is that?

Girl: I saw a mouse in my house!
Boy: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

Girl: I don't have one.
Boy: Well then, buy one.

Girl: Can't afford one.
Boy: I can give you mine if you want.

Girl: That sounds good.
Boy: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.

Girl: I don't have any cheese.
Boy: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

Girl: I don't have oil.
Boy: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

Girl: I don't have bread.
Boy: Then what the fuck is the mouse doing at your house?!

'LESS' in our life

Today, Life has Became So 'LESS'
now,

Our Telephone:Cord LESS

Cooking:Fire LESS

Food:Fat LESS

Dress:Back LESS

Youth:Job LESS

Leaders:Shame LESS

Government: Hope LESS

Job:Thank LESS

Police:Clue LESS

Policies:Aim LESS

Labor:Effort LESS

Conduct:Worth LESS

Relations:Meaning LESS

Attitude:Care LESS

Feelings:Heart LESS

Education:Value LESS

Arguments:Base LESS

Future:Direction LESS

'n Still Our Expectations Are:END

LESS.. !

Cost of Female tear.. :) :D

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear.....
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When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with "Loreal" 

eyeliner and "Dior" mascara ;)
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then when it comes down to cheek....it mixes with D&G blusher :)
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and in case it touches the lips,, it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick this means that a single drop is worth at least Rs.1500 :D :P

Life before Computer

• Window was a square hole in a room.
• Application was something written in paper.
• Mouse was an animal.
• Keyboard was a Piano.
• File was a important office 
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• Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip.
• Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue.
• Web was spider's home.
• Virus was flu.
• Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
• We couldn't "UNDO" anything we have done..!

he he he .... :P :) :D